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azfurball said: Ever get with the girl models you shoot?


Only if they want to take some time to talk to me about Jesus.

Excuse me but do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

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ronnieheater said: Heathyr Hoffman is bisexual, did you know that?

I did not but that’s really cool! Who is Heathyr Hoffman? Is she interested in modeling? Tell her I am OK with nudes but that we don’t have to shoot them unless she wants to. I can also bring another girl.

azfurball said: Ever get with the girl models you shoot?

Only if they want to take some time to talk to me about Jesus.

wyokid99 said: You see Guardians of the Galaxy yet? I'd check your Facebook but I can't friend you for some reason haha. Deleted my old one. Had a bunch of shit on there that could make getting a job difficult in the future.

I did see it last night!!! Yeah I made my Facebook so we have to have mutual friends to add me. I got bombarded one week with like 300 new friend requests and every time I added the person they hit on my thinking I am a girl. It got frustrating LOL Send me a private message with a link to your FB and I will add you :)

ronnieheater said: I read on a forum Heathyr was a member of where she admits to being a fetish model who also models in vintage-style erotica. So it's very likely that there is some softcore pornography of Heathyr sitting around somewhere. Perhaps the photographers who have worked with her know where I might be able to find some of it. Heathyr Hoffman is a very minor reality television celebrity who was on the Sci-Fi channel reality TV show "ghost hunters academy" in 2009. I am infatuated with her.

Erotica? As in photography? Where would I find this? Can you point me in the right direction?

ronnieheater said: Heathyr's photographers REFUSE to cooperate with me in telling me which photographers have shot her nude and when these nude sets were taken.

Those bastards! Have you considered an attorney? Don’t let them push you around!

thegingerbeard said: Where in the world is Heathyr Hoffman? Who framed Heathyr Hoffman? Heathyr Hoffman and the chocolate factory.

I suppose the more important question is, Who is ronnieheater? And why is he messaging me? LOL

ronnieheater said: Ask these photographers about Heathyr Hoffman and they will tell you about her. *Martin Hazine *Jesse Paulk *Jim Goodwin *Cactusprick *Steven Goldstein/Keyhole Productions *Nina Pak.

What are they gonna tell me exactly? Who is Heathyr Hoffman? I’m dying to know!

ronnieheater said: HEATHYR HOFFMAN

Hmmm I’m not familiar with that name. Are you sure you’re spelling it right?

ronnieheater said: She is a very minor reality television celebrity from 2009. I am infatuated with her. I saw her modelmayhem profile and I've been asking all of the photographers she's done work with if she has ever dropped her clothes for the camera. So far I've been able to find three photo from a shoot she did with Martin Hazine where she is standing in a shallow lake with two other women showing her bare ass.But I'd like to see more of her than just her two ass cheeks.

Who are you asking about exactly again?

ronnieheater said: I don't know why the SyFy channel changed it's name from Sci-Fi to SyFy. But after reading Heathyr Hoffman's modelmayhem profile, I've been asking all of her photographers if they know whether or not she has ever taken her clothes off in front of a photographer's camera. I've seen some pretty risque shots that she did for Martin Hazine, but not quite nude.

Heathyr Hoffman? The name kinda rings a bell but maybe I’m confusing her with Abbie Hoffman. Who is she exactly?

ronnieheater said: Heathyr Hoffman was on a SyFy channel reality show called "ghost hunters academy" back in 2009 and she has done a lot of modeling work since 2005. She has done work for Martin Hazine/Glossyworks. She is a very minor reality television celebrity.

Why did SyFy Channel change their name? Science Fiction is abbreviated as Sci-Fi not SyFy. SyFy sounds like a gay rapper.

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fronttowardenemy said: Dude why are people asking you to ask people to find people's naked pictures? Have you become the IMDB of Naked Women?

This is like his fourth time asking me. I don’t know if he thinks I am the Pony Express or fucking Google or what his major malfunction is but it just amuses me in a way that people watching at Wal-Mart amuses me.

ronnieheater said: Could you please ask Martin Hazine and Jesse Paulk if Heathyr Hoffman has ever shot any nudes at any point in her modeling career?

I don’t know who Heathyr Hoffman is.